Serious healthcare advice
Wine advice for:
friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
And those who don’t and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!
Nurse Patience does some research:
| Disease | Wine | Daily dose |
| Allergies | Médoc | 1 glass |
| Anemia | Graves | 4 glass |
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| Bronchitis | Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) |
3 cups |
| Constipation | Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray | 4 glass |
| Coronary arteries | Dry Champagne | 4 glass |
| Diarrhoea | Beaujolais Nouveau | 4 glass |
| Fever | Champagne sec | 1 bottle |
| Heart | Burgundy , Santenay Rouge | Two glass |
| Uric acid gout | Sancerre , Pouilly Fume | 4 glass |
| Hypertension | Alsace , Sancerre | 4 glass |
| Menopause | Saint Emilion | 4 glass |
| Depression | Médoc | 4 glass |
| Obesity | Burgundy | 4 glass |
| Obesity | Rosé de Provence | 1 bottle |
| Rheumatism | Champagne | 4 glass |
| Excessive weight loss | Côte de Beaune | 4 glass |
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